I love my life.
I REALLY REALLY DO.
I LOVE WOMEN MORE THAN MY LIFE BUT AAAA THAT'S LIKE TELLING YOU MY NAME'S STEER.
Okay calm down self. Calm down. Are you calm yet? Yeah? Okay, shaddup.
I had a pleasant talk with planetarian today. OMG SHE WAS SO CUTE. I SHOULD TOTALLY GROW WINGS AND FLY OVER TO USA WITH HER WHERE SHE CAN TREAT ME ICE CREAM AND I CAN FLIRT WITH HER TO MY HEART'S CONTENT.
I know you love punks, April. Don't lie to meeee~
AND THE MAIN COURSE.
Okay, I was going out with my best friend, Suzy, today to the Airport. It was a pretty spontaneous decision, but one which made a significant impact on my life.
Fine it probably didn't, but it was so fun.
Not the bloody airport, silly. The bus ride back.
Okay, basically, there were these two pretty ladies sitting behind me. They were really cute, and I couldn't keep my eyes off them. And they were being really close to each other.
AND BY CLOSE I MEAN REALLY CLOSE. LIKE I KISS YOUR CHEEK TYPE OF CLOSE.
Okay maybe my eyes are lying to me. I'm not exactly sure, but yeah.
And when the bus reached the next stop, there was this old lady with goldfish eyes that sat on the bus steps. WTF. And she stared at me with those soulless eyes that obviously wanted me to give up my seat. Too bad, goldfish eyes. I was too busy talking to my best friend/not caring enough, and the passenger in front of me, a girl, gave up her seat to help Ol' Goldfish Eyes.
Okay, so basically I was feeling all heroic and stuff, right? So I actually wanted to give my seat to the girl who gave up hers, but she was already walking away, and my seat got taken up by a greedy evil woman. 8( I hate her.
OKAY SO BASICALLY THIS IS THE FUN PART.
While standing, I saw them kissing.
I TOLD SUZY, MY BEST FRIEND.
"OI SUZY. GET YOUR ASS UP. THE GIRLS BEHIND YOU ARE LESBIANS." I MOUTHED TO HIM.
HE WAS LIKE "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU."
OKAY SO HE GOT UP.
AND THEN HE WENT ALL "WHAT? NOW SOME UGLY GUY TOOK MY SEAT."
I POINTED AT THE PRETTY GIRLS AT THE BACK.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?
"Hey, let's ask them! I'll go ask whether they're lesbians and maybe their number too! In return, you have to tell the girl who gave up her seat that you like her."
"Deal", I said.
SO HE ACTUALLY WENT UP TO THEM AND OMG THE PRETTY GIRLS WERE GIGGLING SO BAD.
AND I WAS LOL-ING LIKE THE EVIL MASTER-MIND I WAS.
KNOW WHY? BECAUSE ONE GIRL GAVE THE OTHER GIRL A PECK ON THE CHEEK.
AND THE GIRLS WERE GIGGLING MADLY, AND SUZY, MY FRIEND, WAS BLUSHING LIKE A RED TOMATO.
WE WERE LOL-ING SO BAD THE OTHER PASSENGERS LOOKED PISSED LIKE OL' GOLDFISH FACE.
And the girls were reeeeeeeally cute but that's beside the point.
ANYWAY MY TURN.
SO I WENT UP TO THE GIRL WHO GAVE UP HER SEAT.
"Um. You're really pretty."
AND SHE WAS LIKE "WTF" AND IGNORED ME.
BUT THE TWO PRETTY GIRLS AT THE BACK WERE LAUGHING SO HARD.
When they got off, they said "Bye~" and gave us a radiant smile.
You know, if they were actually feeling miserable and sad before that happened, we would have done a good deed!
And they were really cute. I wish we obtained their names. 8(
BUT ALL IN ALL TODAY WAS AWESOME.
EDIT: SUZY HAS HIS OWN BLOG TOO OMG. HIS RENDITION OF THE EVENTS. http://zcnmashleu.blogspot.com/
OMG THE COMMENTS BELOW AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE MY LIFEEEEE~
- Current Mood:accomplished