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MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY AWESOME


I love my life.

I REALLY REALLY DO.

I LOVE WOMEN MORE THAN MY LIFE BUT AAAA THAT'S LIKE TELLING YOU MY NAME'S STEER.

Okay calm down self. Calm down. Are you calm yet? Yeah? Okay, shaddup.

I had a pleasant talk with planetarian today. OMG SHE WAS SO CUTE. I SHOULD TOTALLY GROW WINGS AND FLY OVER TO USA WITH HER WHERE SHE CAN TREAT ME ICE CREAM AND I CAN FLIRT WITH HER TO MY HEART'S CONTENT.

I know you love punks, April. Don't lie to meeee~

AND THE MAIN COURSE.

Okay, I was going out with my best friend, Suzy, today to the Airport. It was a pretty spontaneous decision, but one which made a significant impact on my life.

Fine it probably didn't, but it was so fun.

Not the bloody airport, silly. The bus ride back.

Okay, basically, there were these two pretty ladies sitting behind me. They were really cute, and I couldn't keep my eyes off them. And they were being really close to each other.

AND BY CLOSE I MEAN REALLY CLOSE. LIKE I KISS YOUR CHEEK TYPE OF CLOSE.

Okay maybe my eyes are lying to me. I'm not exactly sure, but yeah.

And when the bus reached the next stop, there was this old lady with goldfish eyes that sat on the bus steps. WTF. And she stared at me with those soulless eyes that obviously wanted me to give up my seat. Too bad, goldfish eyes. I was too busy talking to my best friend/not caring enough, and the passenger in front of me, a girl, gave up her seat to help Ol' Goldfish Eyes.

Okay, so basically I was feeling all heroic and stuff, right? So I actually wanted to give my seat to the girl who gave up hers, but she was already walking away, and my seat got taken up by a greedy evil woman. 8( I hate her.

OKAY SO BASICALLY THIS IS THE FUN PART.

While standing, I saw them kissing.

YES.

KISSING.

I TOLD SUZY, MY BEST FRIEND.

"OI SUZY. GET YOUR ASS UP. THE GIRLS BEHIND YOU ARE LESBIANS." I MOUTHED TO HIM.

HE WAS LIKE "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU."

OKAY SO HE GOT UP.

AND THEN HE WENT ALL "WHAT? NOW SOME UGLY GUY TOOK MY SEAT."

I POINTED AT THE PRETTY GIRLS AT THE BACK.

"Lesbians, kissing."

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?

"Hey, let's ask them! I'll go ask whether they're lesbians and maybe their number too! In return, you have to tell the girl who gave up her seat that you like her."

"Deal", I said.

SO HE ACTUALLY WENT UP TO THEM AND OMG THE PRETTY GIRLS WERE GIGGLING SO BAD.

AND I WAS LOL-ING LIKE THE EVIL MASTER-MIND I WAS.

KNOW WHY? BECAUSE ONE GIRL GAVE THE OTHER GIRL A PECK ON THE CHEEK.

YES.

THE CHEEK.

AND THE GIRLS WERE GIGGLING MADLY, AND SUZY, MY FRIEND, WAS BLUSHING LIKE A RED TOMATO.

WE WERE LOL-ING SO BAD THE OTHER PASSENGERS LOOKED PISSED LIKE OL' GOLDFISH FACE.

And the girls were reeeeeeeally cute but that's beside the point.

ANYWAY MY TURN.

SO I WENT UP TO THE GIRL WHO GAVE UP HER SEAT.

"Um. You're really pretty."

AND SHE WAS LIKE "WTF" AND IGNORED ME.

8((((((

BUT THE TWO PRETTY GIRLS AT THE BACK WERE LAUGHING SO HARD.

When they got off, they said "Bye~" and gave us a radiant smile.

You know, if they were actually feeling miserable and sad before that happened, we would have done a good deed!

And they were really cute. I wish we obtained their names. 8(

BUT ALL IN ALL TODAY WAS AWESOME.

EDIT: SUZY HAS HIS OWN BLOG TOO OMG. HIS RENDITION OF THE EVENTS. http://zcnmashleu.blogspot.com/

OMG THE COMMENTS BELOW AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE MY LIFEEEEE~

Comments

( 45 comments — Leave a comment )
colouriffs
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:36 pm (UTC)
lol you ide
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:37 pm (UTC)
WHAT WE DID A GOOD DEED OKAY. 8( WE WERE PUBLIC NUISANCES~
colouriffs
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:39 pm (UTC)
i wish i was there though. they must've been hot ):
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:41 pm (UTC)
Hotter than what teenagers like nowadays.

YES.

HOTTER THAN SNSD + J-POP + ALL THE SINGAPOREAN MEDIACORP ACTRESSES THAT LOOK LIKE TRASH.

OMG I THOUGHT THEY WERE MODELS.
colouriffs
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:26 pm (UTC)
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:27 pm (UTC)
8(((((((

I WAS TOO MUCH OF A CHICKEN TO TAKE PICTURES WITH THEM. 8(
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:39 pm (UTC)
... oh you.
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:41 pm (UTC)
...8)

DON'T WORRY WIFE. YOU'RE STILL MY ONE AND ONLY.

Just allow them to be mistresses~
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:45 pm (UTC)
you womaniser, you.
still, they sound really really cute.
i-i wish i could've seen them * w *
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
How am I a womanizer? I'm such a decent person.

YYYYYY.

I LOVE THEM TO BITS.

ITTY BITTY BITS.

LONG BLACK HAIR, CUTE BLACK DRESS, NICE ASIAN FACE. AAAA THAT'S THE LIFE.

AND THEY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR TOO, WHICH IS MOST IMPORTANT. *nods*
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:52 pm (UTC)
and a decent person you are. and you're also a flirt.

... ... ... y u no have picture ; A ;
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
...But you're my one and only, baby~~~ OKAY FINE I AM A FLIRT.

BECAUSE I DIDN'T ASK FOR ONE. 8(((((( I WANT THEIR NUMBERS AND NAMES TOO. SO CUTE. I WANT TO GO OUT WITH THEM.
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:56 pm (UTC)
\ o /

Y U NO ASK FOR NUMBER AND NAMES. MASTER-FLIRT I AM DISAPPOINT.
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:57 pm (UTC)
I KNOOOOOOW.

OMG I'M LIKE SO EMO BECAUSE OF THAT.

I WANT THEIR NAMES.

8((((( SO CUTE AND I'LL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN.

DON'T WORRY EMI I HAVE YOU.
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:58 pm (UTC)
NOW WE'LL HAVE TO CALL THEM GIRL A AND GIRL B :C

... i c u flirtin' again.
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:59 pm (UTC)
AND THEY HAVE TOTALLY OPPOSITE DRESS SCHEMES.

GIRL A: LONG HAIR AND WEARING A BLACK DRESS.

GIRL B: LONG HAIR AND WEARING A WHITE DRESS.

AND THEY WERE PECKING ON THE CHEEK OMG OMG OMG.

...8)) It's okay if it's you, Emi~
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:01 pm (UTC)
OPPOSITES ATTRACT? IDK.

... B(
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:02 pm (UTC)
BTW I WENT COMMANDO TODAY.

WAIT WHAT.

I WAS WEARING FULL GREEN~~~~

NO WONDER. GREEN'S MY LUCKY LOVE COLOR~

B)
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:05 pm (UTC)
... FOR A MOMENT I THOUGH YOU--
NEVER MIND.

... ... WEAR GREEN MORE OFTEN.
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:07 pm (UTC)
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING EMI?

TSK TSK DIRTY THOUGHTS I SEE.

...I SHALL DO THAT, MADAME. WILL THAT SCORE ME A KISS WITH YOU?
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:09 pm (UTC)
... what. IT WAS YOUR PHRASING OF THINGS, OKAY. :C

and no, it will not.
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:11 pm (UTC)
BUT THE THOUGHTS WERE YOURS~ I KNOW I KNOW. NO NEED TO BE SHY.

....8) THEN I SHALL GRANT YOU A KISS ON THE CHEEK~
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:11 pm (UTC)
... FGUAHSDJKGFHHJDF;;;;
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:12 pm (UTC)
I LOVE YOU, EMI. I LOVE YOU.
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:21 pm (UTC)
um. ummmm.
i-i love you too? I D K. ///
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:23 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

DID YOU JUST CONFESS TO ME?
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:30 pm (UTC)
... dghakhdhf UH.
NOT IN THAT SENSE.
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:30 pm (UTC)
But as a friend, I love you! ♥
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:31 pm (UTC)
8((((((

AND I WAS GETTING READY ALL THE WEDDING PRESENTS.

YOU BROKE MY HEART EMI.

MY HEART.

B(
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:33 pm (UTC)
... DGHFJASHD LMFAO WHAT.

uh. WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A CERTIFIED HEARTBREAKER. B)
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:36 pm (UTC)
...........

/IGNORES YOU

MY EGO IS TOO DAMN BIG. SO HARD TO FIX.

GODDAAAMMIT.

BUT NOT BAD YOU'RE LEARNING THE WAYS OF THE FLIRT.

WE'LL BE THE FLIRTING COUPLE BABEH.
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:38 pm (UTC)
I LEARNT FROM THE BEST B)
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:39 pm (UTC)
...FROM YOUR HUSBAND YOU MEAN.
minuteglass
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:40 pm (UTC)
... B)
steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 05:41 pm (UTC)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WIFE. I REALLY DO.

LET'S GET MARRIED AGAIN.
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steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
Actually angry girls are kinda cute, but okay.

I LOVE SLAPS.

SOMEHOW THEY KEEP ME AWAKE.
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steer2justice
Dec. 12th, 2010 04:53 pm (UTC)
Okay.

EVEN HOT ANGRY WAITRESSES THAT I'M FLIRTING WITH AT EVERY RESTAURANT?

WOW.

YOU SURE HAVE LOADS OF PEOPLE WORKING FOR YOU.
planetarian
Dec. 13th, 2010 03:33 am (UTC)
This entry just proves that you are a PUNK.



And I do not like punks! ):

/exit
steer2justice
Dec. 13th, 2010 03:34 am (UTC)
You know you do.

I'm a PUNK worthy of your loooove~
kakaetakiseki
Dec. 13th, 2010 04:25 am (UTC)
HOMG YOU CREEPER. 8(

And I can totally understand the reaction of the girl who gave up her seat. I would have just gotten up and taken another seat far faaaaar away from you and Suzy. :/
steer2justice
Dec. 13th, 2010 04:27 am (UTC)
HOW AM I A CREEPER FFFF I DIDN'T STALK ANYONE.

BUT BUT BUT SHE GAVE THE SEAT TO GOLDFISH AND SHE WAS STANDING. AND THE BUS WAS CROWDED LIKE WHOA.

But you have to acknowledge, we have skill, yup~
kakaetakiseki
Dec. 13th, 2010 07:47 am (UTC)
PSSSH BUT YOU WERE PROBABLY STARING AT HER. CREEPILY. THEREFORE YOU ARE A CREEPER.

Even if the bus were crowded I would have edged away from you guys, lol. And skills? What skills? In creeping on pretty girls who turned out being lesbian and even then most probably way out of your league?
steer2justice
Dec. 13th, 2010 08:40 am (UTC)
IT WASN'T CREEPY. IT WAS... IN A NORMAL WAY.

8((((((((((

BUT THE TWO GIRLS WERE REALLY AWESOME.
kakaetakiseki
Dec. 13th, 2010 08:48 am (UTC)
My dear. Staring, in whatever context, is either rude or creepy.

Just too awesome for you~
steer2justice
Dec. 13th, 2010 09:18 am (UTC)
8( Are you trying to call me either rude or creepy?

...Yup, so I'm stuck with secretaries like you. Indeed.
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